If it weren’t for peeves I’d have no pets at all.
Empire building has become a finally honed skill in the Air Force. Although I’m sure it exists in other services and organizations, every “A” seems to be working tirelessly to expand its influence into every other “A”. What’s really frustrating is the number of additional duties required of each squadron which, in actuality, translates into “my” people doing “your” people’s job.
Several years ago while preparing for an inspection and updating scores of additional duty appointment letters I came up with this new “additional duty” and sent the following email to all commanders and senior ARTs on base:
“All,
During a recent aircraft mishap several duty passengers were injured while egressing an aircraft. As a result of the subsequent SIB, HAF has identified a lack of knowledge amongst Air Force personnel on safety in and around Air Force aircraft. In an effort to mitigate these risks the following program is being implemented effective 1 Dec 12.
1) All squadrons will appoint both a primary and secondary AEM (Aircraft Egress Monitor). Appointment letter format to follow. The monitors are responsible for ensuring that all unit members who are subject to potentially flying as a passenger on an Air Force aircraft be trained in egress, basic aircraft firefighting skills, and rudimentary aircraft systems.
2) This will be accomplished initially with hands on training. Subsequent yearly CBT refresher training, which is in development, must be accomplished on a SIPR capable computer.
3) Members will receive the majority of training on the geographically closest passenger capable aircraft to their unit, however, the intent is to eventually train on all cargo aircraft in the Air Force inventory.
4) Initial training is a 5 day block which should be done on annual tour status for the ARC but following year refresher CBTs should take no longer than 12-16 hours.
5) AEM training will require a 2 week training course accomplished at an FTU and must be accomplished within 90 days of appointment.
Beginning 1 Mar 13 those not completing this training will not be allowed to participate until it is complete. Failure to complete the training for a year will result in a referral OPR and possible UCMJ action. I know this sounds like a huge training burden, but the health and safety of our members is our highest priority.
More to follow.”
Amazingly, or more accurately, sadly, many folks thought that it was a real program. I received numerous calls asking where they could get the training and when we would be getting transient aircraft in to train on. I think it says speaks volumes about our system when our people are so numbed by irrelevance that outrageous proposals are considered plausible.
